parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old

smartphoned:

when you’re really angry but the only thing you have to smash is a stupid purple ribbon

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jaclcfrost:

"period" more like "exclamation point" or "question mark" because i am in pain and i am experiencing too many emotions too strongly at the same time

femalewrappers:

niall horan is such an inspiration

beyonseh:

nicki minaj performing anaconda at the vmas 

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tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

whorchacha:

I Wanna Be Urs(ula from The Little Mermaid like what a bad bitch)

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life

alarmingpenguin:

when you flip your calendar to january but realize that it’s still december

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meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

lizzycorry:

camel-eyelashes:

do you ever just realise that maybe some of your followers might be dead

That’s very sad. But, on a positive note. They can’t unfollow you if they are dead…..