Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

saddeer:

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

youcouldbemy-sanity:

Relationship goals.

romp2:

algae-orlando-bloom:

the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

i love it

idioticteen:

David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song 

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

legalmexican:

Someone call Peta 😩

legalmexican:

Someone call Peta 😩

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

mentalalchemy:

I laughed too loudly at this

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

ravingsbyrae:

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this.